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These men embody the spirit of our club and have been enshrined here so we may all enjoy their stories.

Collectively and individually, they define what it is to be DOGFACE.

EVEL KNIEVEL

Death-defying feats have fascinated mankind for centuries. Evel invented himself and his business, jumping, crashing, and miraculously recovering to promise even more outrageous stunts to come. A generation of kids grew up transfixed by his televised exploits, imitating his stunts on bicycles and with Evel Knievel toys.

Evel Knievel was a Son of a Bitch.

FRANK SINATRA

The Chairman of the Board. The leader and founder of the Rat Pack. Like the photo...you may think you're cool, but you'll never be Frank Sinatra getting out of a helicopter with a glass of Jack Daniels cool. 

"Frank Sinatra is a legend, but not just because he had a voice like warm chocolate. His brushings with crime bosses, numerous affairs and one hell of an attitude made Sinatra a cast-iron badass."

- GQ Magazine 

BABE RUTH

Babe Ruth simultaneously saved baseball, transformed baseball, and became baseball. And he did so with a swagger and style the world had yet to see. 

Beer, Scotch, and hot dogs were his nutritional supplement of choice, and when he had to choose between blonde, brunette, or red head, he'd have one of each. Babe Ruth once had every woman in a St. Louis brothel...every one.

JOHN DALY

Few men have hit it as hard as Long John Daly. JD has won 2 majors and lost $50 million gambling over his career. He plays slots at $5k a pull, smokes like a broken stove, plays with Kid Rock, and has grown tired of 4 wives. From his clothes to his life, JD has never conformed and never will. 

ARCHIE BUNKER

PC be damned!
A veteran of World War II, a reactionary, a conservative, a blue-collar dock worker, and a family man. America knew where they stood with Archie. A warrior against PC culture, Archie often said what we all wanted to and told it like it was...even when it wasn't. 

BURT REYNOLDS

The Bandit.
Burt Reynolds defined what it was to be a man. From FSU running back to stunt man, leading man and ultimately Swordsman. Tammy Wynette, Chris Everett, Sally Field, Farrah Fawcett, Goldie Hawn, Loni Anderson, Mamie Van Doren, Faye Dunaway, Doris Day, and Kim Basinger are among his chosen women.

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HANK WILLIAMS JR.

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Legendary son of a legend. This ol' boy has, and continues to party with the rowdiest legends of country and rock n roll...and outlasted them all.  Whisky bent and hell bound.
Simple as that.

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CHRIS FARLEY

The single greatest physical comedian in the history of the world. During the greatest era of talent in Saturday Night Live history, Chris was far and way  the King of that club. The life of every party...gone too soon.

PAT TILLMAN

Pat Tillman defines what it is to be a MAN.
He had no cell phone, drove to NFL games in a beat up truck he had in college, married his childhood sweetheart, got his Masters in History  while playing in the NFL, and when 9/11 happened he sacked up, left millions on the table and became an Army Ranger.

Thank you Pat FUCKING Tillman.

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JOHN WAYNE

The Man's name itself is a synonym for Grit, Toughness, Mettle, and Backbone. The antithesis of "man bun" culture, Wayne told it like it was on and off the screen. 
The Duke remains an American icon for the role he played in American Culture. 

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KID ROCK

Rock, Rap, Country, Pamela Anderson; He's done 'em all ...multiple times.

Double wide livin' & Jet flyin',  middle finger waivin' & troop supportin', huntin', fishin' & pimp suit wearin'...this long haired white boy and Hip Hop Rapper make it all go together so well. 

Who else has his own airport for private jets?

It's fitting that Kid Rock carry the torch passed on by Hank Jr.

American Badass.

Rock, Rap, Country, Pamela Anderson; He's done 'em all ...multiple times.

Double wide livin' & Jet flyin',  middle finger waivin' & troop supportin', huntin', fishin' & pimp suit wearin'...this long haired white boy and Hip Hop Rapper make it all go together so well. 

Who else has his own airport for private jets?

It's fitting that Kid Rock carry the torch passed on by Hank Jr.

American Badass.

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Mr. Flair's escapades with women, alcohol, and money reach heights that few men can claim.

Add 16 world championships over 50yrs, surviving a plane crash, and being struck by lightning...TWICE!, and you have a Hall of Famer.
"Last year I spent more money on SPILT LIQUOR in bars from one side of this world to the other...than you made."

"Youre lookin at the Rolex wearing, diamond ring wearing, kiss stealin, wheelin dealin, limosine ridin, jet flyin son of a gun...And I'm havin a hard time holding these alligators down!"

WOOO!

 RIC FLAIR

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DEAN MARTIN

A member of the Rat Pack, Dean embodies all the qualities a DOGFACE HOF should.

Dean was a bare knuckle boxer, casino dealer and bootleg driver before he hit it big in Hollywood. Dean made a drink in his hand a part of his outfit.

And, he was rumored to have had a long standing affair with the daughter of Meyer Lansky...Gangster! Justifiably so, the Vegas lights were dimmed to honor his dealth in 1995

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MIKE DITKA

Iron Mike Ditka achieved greatness as a player, coach, analyst, cigar salesman, restauranteur, and man.

He coached the greatest team of all time and owns a city because of it. Coach never minced words and his stories are legendary.

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JACK NICHOLSON

The parties, the women, the movies.

Jack has defined cool in  Hollywood for 7 decades running.

The man could score with a 20 something Hollywood actress  tomorrow and he's older than Joe Biden.  

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DUSTIN JOHNSON

DJ is a bit of a throwback athlete. He's a born winner, He married a 10+, and it's no secret he likes to party. Early in his golf career he redefined the meaning of "bump" and run...off the course.

He's pissed off the PGA establishment and came out better for it.  

No-one is longer...on or off the course.

JACKIE GLEASON

A smoker at 10, pool hustler at 11, and drinker at 12. "Life is to be lived." Jackie did just that. He's the most prolific boozer in Hollywood history. 

Imagine it's 1950. You're in a room with Sinatra, DiMaggio & Monroe, NY wise guys, Bogart, Chaplin, Milton Berle, Bob Hope, and a young Mickey Mantle...and everyone is fixated on the The Great One holding court...that was most Saturday nights at Toot's.

 

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PETE ROSE

Charlie Hustle

The Hit King once said "I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball"...Problem was he couldn't walk past a sports book.

No one huslted more. No-one hit more and no-one has paid a higher price for a bet.

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AL BUNDY

No MA'AM!

Al Bundy is a quick witted, opinionated, working class, American male, who hates fat chicks. 

Al scored 5 times in one night for Polk High (4 times on the field and one in the back of a '71 Dodge with his HS girlfriend).

Beer, Big Uns, and the Jiggly Room are the simple pleasures of this simple man's life.

"Lets Rock"

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HARRY CARAY

Better days had a man in the booth that called the game the way he saw it while downing cold beers.
A Cubs fan and a Bud man.
Harry didn’t write take me out to the ball game, but he owns it. Just like he owned Chicago. Few remember That the StL born Harry was the voice of the Cards and a StL icon...until he hooked up with Gussie Busch’s daughter in law.
 

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BILL CLINTON

As Democrats so eloquently put it..."Blowjobs are better than NO jobs!" 

Slick Willy converted the largest budget deficit in American history to the largest surplus, lowered spending,  added jobs, and still pulled trim in the Oval Office.

 

STEVE MCQUEEN

As a Marine he dove into arctic waters to save 5 marines. After out, he ran guns, drove getaway cars, and was a pimp.

He cared more about racing and riding with the Hells Angels than taking hollywoods best acting roles.

McQueen drove the 12hrs at Sebring with a broken leg...and lost by mere seconds to Mario Andretti.

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GEORGE BEST

One of the best ever, Georgie is best summed up in his own words...

"I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World."
"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds, and fast cars...the rest I squandered."
"In 1969 I gave up women & alcohol. It was the worst 20min of my life."

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WAYLON JENNINGS

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"The only 2 things in life that make it worth livin is guitars tuned good and firm feelin women."

He didn’t need his name in the marquee lights but that’s where it ended up. Waylon started the outlaw movement when he told mainstream Nashville to eat shit. Paving the way for Willie Nelson and Kris Kristofferson to follow suit and in the process started the last real movement in country music.

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BRETT HULL

THE GOLDEN BRETT

A St. Louis legend,  when asked by Wayne Gretzky if he knew there was no I in team, he responded by saying "Remember where you got traded...It's St. Louis...There's no Team without I". 
When one teammate didn't pass because they thought he was covered, he said "I've scored 400 goals covered."

"Pass me the puck, I'll score, we'll win...It's that simple." 

DWIGHT EISENHOWER

Supreme Commander of the Allied Expeditionary Force in Europe, 5 Star General, President, and Golf addict (Ike played 800+ rounds of golf in his 2 terms...that’s more than Obama and Trump combined).
Ike beat the Germans, ended the war in Korea, and as President he presided over one of the most prosperous era’s in American history. 

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ANDRE THE GIANT

THE 8TH WONDER OF THE WORLD
He consumed amounts  of alcohol that would kill the average man. His idea of "pre game" was downing 6 bottles of wine before a match. His friends tell stories of him drinking156 beers in one sitting. Such feats rank him as the most prolific drinker in human history. 

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JIMMY HOFFA

No American worker is unanaffected by the gains won by this great man. 

All of 5ft 5in 165, he took on the titans of the business class and won for the working man.
His
 feud with the Kennedys pitted a populist “tough guy off the loading docks” against “the professional class, the governing class, the educated class.”

ROY MCAVOY

Roy lived life like he played golf: a little wild, a little messy, and always with a cold beer not too far away. He’d wager it all on a shot no one else believed in just for the sheer thrill of it, which is why Roy McAvoy fits right into the DOGFACE ethos of staking hard, playing harder, and never backing down from a challenge.

SAINT PATRICK

The Patron Saint of Revelry

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The man may be known for banishing snakes from Ireland, but around here, we honor him as the original purveyor of the good time and the founder of every excuse to throw back a few cold ones in his name every March.

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TED KENNEDY

Known as “The Lion of the Senate,” the man could hold court at at both Chambers and barrooms - with a Scotch in hand and stories that could make anyone blush. Teddy lived the kind of hard-charging lifestyle that would make any Dogface proud—fueled by booze, scandal, and a determination to live life full throttle.

ADOLPHUS BUSCH

A titan of libations. He didn’t just make beer; he turned it into an empire. He surrounded himself with lavish parties, sprawling estates, and—unsurprisingly—endless amounts of beer. Busch was known to drink from the keg as often as he poured from it, keeping the spirit of indulgence alive in every aspect of his life.​​​​​

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W.C. FIELDS

William Claude Dukenfield, the iconic comedian and actor known for his wit, charm, and love of a good time. Fields was renowned for his prodigious consumption of alcohol. Always with a flask in hand, he famously said, “I never drink water; that stuff rusts pipes.” His ability to hold his liquor and his fondness for whiskey and cocktails became part of his persona both on and off the screen.

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VINCE VAUGHN

Vaughn isn’t just an actor; he’s the kind of guy you want sitting at your table during a poker night, throwing down jokes between hands and challenging you to shotgun that next beer.

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The guy knows how to have a laugh, tip back a few, and never take life too seriously, which is exactly the kind of vibe we’re all about. 

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MICKEY MANTLE

A man who could hit a ball into the stratosphere and drink a bar dry without batting an eye. Mantle was the kind of ballplayer who defined what it meant to live hard and play harder.

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JACK DANIELS

The muse that inspired the Chairman of the Board.

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Born in Tennessee and raised on the smell of sour mash, Jack Daniel was practically destined to become a whiskey man. Jack's legacy is about living life on your own terms. He etched his name into bottles and history alike.

JOE NAMATH

Broadway Joe

Fur coats and grantees.

After a legendary career on the field, Joe continued his legendary career off it. He dated movie stars and rock stars. He did movies, Broadway, and hosted his own talk show, all with a drink in his hand.

The man never stopped being cool...even on that night with Suzie Kolber.

RODNEY DANGERFIELD

Rodney used his everyman looks and schtick to become one of the greatest comedians of all time.

"My marriage is on the rocks again; my wife broke up with her boyfriend."

"My wife and I made a deal, we only smoke after sex. I've had the same pack now since 1975. What bothers me is that my wife is up to three packs a day."

"I told my kid, someday you'll have children of you own. He said, 'so you will you."

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ULYSSES S.GRANT

In 1865 he saved our country by defeating the traitor confederate army.

He later became the 18th President of the country he helped save.

It just goes to show - day drinking and gambling ain't all bad... both came in handy during war.

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BILL MURRAY

He'll steal your fries, tend bar at any bar he walks into. He's held a White House press briefing, still crashes bachelor parties and weddings, and washed dishes at a party he was invited to.

He once hired a deaf assistant so no-one could communicate with him or send messages.

He's famous for being weird...and a Hollywood superstar.

GEORGE CARLIN

His work and words live on long after his passing. Our most recent and relevant philosopher, pessimist, and realist.

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SHIT, PISS, FUCK, CUNT, COCKSUCKER, MOTHERFUCKER, AND TITS.

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CRASH DAVIS

"I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

- Crash Davis

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KENNY POWERS

“Once again, I’m with the hottest chick in town, buyin’ the most expensive fashions, dinin’ in the fanciest food places, riding around on goddamn jet skis. Rainin’ trim. Hallucinogens. Jet skis again. Throwin’ heat. And getting laid.”

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MICHAEL JORDAN

The GOAT

MVP, Dunk Champ, Scoring Champ, Defensive POY, and that was just 1988. 6 NBA Titles...never lost ONE.
He's just as prolific at gambling. $300,000 on a single putt! Drinking & golfing all day before a Finals game then betting on yourself to pour in 40 and win by 20 (He won the bet).

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ELVIS

The KING...

Invented Rock n Roll, defined pop culture, and influenced more musicians than anyone in history.

He had his choice of any woman any night of the week, and changed channels with a pistol.

 

Elvis saw more panties on Tuesday nights in 1966 than the oldest employee at Victorias Secret saw in a lifetime.

 

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BILL BRASKY

He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom. His poop is used as currency in Argentina. He was a 2 ton man mountain that could palm a medicine ball. He date raped David Bowie. He uses the Shroud of Turin as a golf towel.

He has a toenail at he end of his dick.

To Brasky!

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DOC HOLLIDAY

John Henry Holliday (Doc)
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He was a dentist whom necessity had made a gambler; a gentleman whom disease made a vagabond; a philosopher whom life had made a caustic wit; a long, lean blonde fellow nearly dead with consumption and at the same time the most skillful gambler and nerviest, speediest, deadliest man with a six-gun I ever knew."
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Wyatt Earp

SAY WHEN.

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